“Our goal is to have fun with people's ideas of what's sexy and what's secret, to help them enjoy, even just for an hour, the idea that sexual expression, be it kinky, queer, straight, whatever, is healthy, benign, … and funny.” - Cass King

Picture an old-fashioned husband and wife song and dance duo from the golden age of comedy. Now picture them singing sweetly about threesomes, sex toys, and taking it in the ass. The Wet Spots (Cass King and John Woods) write the most elegant songs about the raunchiest subjects that you will ever hear.

The duo is inspired by the lyrical dexterity of Cole Porter, the hard-hitting satire of South Park, and the camp sincerity of Margaret Cho. When they step on stage - Cass in her corset and John in his signature costume of smoking jacket, sock garters and no pants - the pair presents an image that is vaudevillian, oversexed, and slightly wrong: fetish club by way of Monty Python. Using a lively blend of stand-up comedy, original songs, audience interaction, spankings and singalongs, the Wet Spots draw the crowd into a world where the libido is celebrated and satirized.  Their sweet harmonies and naïve enthusiasm win over any audience discomfort, and by the third song even the sceptics can be heard shouting along to “Smack My Bottom!”. 

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