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“The aim of our show is to entertain people with the notion that
sexual expression is healthy and beautiful … and funny.”
- Cass King

Picture a husband and wife team from the golden age of comedy. Now picture them singing sweetly about threesomes and taking it in the ass. Internationally acclaimed cabaret duo The Wet Spots (Cass King and John Woods) write the most elegant songs about sex that you will ever hear.

The pair presents an image that is vaudevillian, oversexed, and weirdly Canadian: Think sex club by way of Monty Python. Using a lively blend of original songs, audience interaction, spankings and singalongs, The Wet Spots draw their fans into a world where the libido is celebrated and satirized.

The duo started playing together in 2003, and quickly became headliners at Vancouver cabarets and comedy clubs. Five years later, having developed a following with the success of their internet videos, The Wet Spots travel extensively, playing shows across Canada, the US, the UK and Australia.

Despite (or rather, because of) their adult subject matter, The Wet Spots' genre-busting act appeals to a broad audience. Their songs have been licensed for TV shows like The L Word and live credits include three sold-out shows at the Sydney Opera House, Massey Hall (Toronto), Cafe de Paris (London), The Box (NYC), as well as many non-traditional venues, including The Center for Sex and Culture (San Francisco), The Museum of Sex (NYC), and many Pride events including the first ever queer comedy showcase in Africa (Cape Town Comedy Festival)

ABOUT CASS AND JOHN


Cass and John met in 2001 and married in 2003. Before becoming a Wet Spot, John was s singer-songwriter from Winnipeg who performed with pop and punk bands across Canada and England. Cass was an award-winning spoken word artist and sex columnist from Toronto, who managed a pioneering women's sexuality store. They currently live in Vancouver, BC, Canada.

PRESS CLIPPINGS
  Collected Press Clippings 2002-2005 PDF, 18 Pgs, 5 Mb
  Wet Spots make their funny mark
"Kinky? Yes. Funny? Absolutely. Musical? Like butter! 2006 is going to be The Wet Spots' year."
Rob Salem, Toronto Star 12/31/05
SING YOUR WAY TO BETTER SEX - REVIEWS & PREVIEWS
  Complete Reviews - Fringe 2004
"If Sue Johansen played guitar or the Beach Boys sang about masturbation, this might have happened earlier."
  Wet Spots Get Intimate With Their Audience
“The Wet Spots clearly challenge the status quo; their work celebrates both the kinky and the queer.” Colin Thomas, Georgia Straight, 10/28/04
  G-Rated romp hits the G-spot
"You'll be winded from laughing but wound up for later” Stuart Derdeyn, Province, 10/28/04
  Sing your way to sexual pleasure
"Vancouver entertainers The Wet Spots believe their song Lip Licky Licky is the world’s first instructional ditty about oral sex. Added bonus: The audience is invited to sing along.”
Adrian Chamberlain, Victoria Times Colonist, 8/26/04
  Wet Spots bid Vancouver a damp farewell
"Looking for an evening class on how to improve your sex life? The Wet Spots can deliver."
Heike Kilian, Vancouver Courier, 10/27/04
  Singing your way to better sex
"...polite but scandalous songs about threesomes, sex toys, and naughty neighbors...”
Sean Patrick Sullivan, The Martlet (U. Victoria), 08/19/04
GENERAL PROFILES
  Two for Tease
"The songs King and Woods perform are not only funny, but they often connect with the audience.”
Bill Stuart, Monday Magazine, 08/05/04
  Couple wants to sex you up
"People in the suburbs laugh because they think we're kidding, and people downtown laugh because they know we're not.”
Ron Soltis, Swerve, 04/01/04
  For 'Spots, sex never turns into a flaccid subject
"no, all this sex is not too much of a good thing”
Shawn Conner, Georgia Straight, 02/12/04
  Best Adult Entertainers
"Cass King and John Woods have cornered the market on clever, classy tunes about kink.”
Georgia Straight, Best of Vancouver issue, 09/18/03
  Comedy with a rhythm method and blues
"...relentlessly cheeky, but never smutty or profane.”
Adrian Chamberlain, Victoria Times Colonist, 05/29/03
  Malcolm Parry
"...sometimes audacious and invariably droll”
Malcolm Parry, Vancouver Sun, 05/20/03
  XXX marks The Wet Spots
"Just for the record, we don't have more butt sex than anybody else in the universe.”
John Crawford, Westender, 02/06/03
 

Ribald lyrics set sex-loving Wet Spots apart
"The Wet Spots' cheerful predilection for airing their lacy lingerie is in service to promoting a healthy attitude about sex. “A lot of sexual humour comes from people being afraid or uneasy,” says Woods “They make fun of things they don't know about, like 'haha, isn't this person funny because he likes to dress in women's clothes’ We're more like 'Hey, this was our weekend, check it out.”
Shawn Conner, Vancouver Courier, 11/10/02

  Assorted reviews and mentions
Nerve magazine, Discorder, Monday Magazine 2003-2004
ARTICLES WRITTEN BY THE WET SPOTS
  Wet Spots take on Valentines Day
Westender Cover Story, Feb 12, 2004
  Love is what you make it, so why not make it weird
- Some pointers on seduction from The Wet Spots
Vancouver Sun, QUEUE, Feb 12, 2004
  AND CLICK HERE TO READ CASS KING'S ORGAN GRINDER COLUMNS ON WWW.CASSKING.COM